The idyllic English countryside provides the glossy backdrop for a full hour of man-on-man action featuring seven hot British blokes (complete with a blond Tadzio in a sailor suit).  The (well-endowed) vicar and the (uncut) gardener scene is not to be missed as they lovingly re-enact their own version of the martyrdom of St Sebastian in full view of an excited parishioner.  Meanwhile a tennis player comes upon a naked boater for some mutual picnicking in the grass.