My sister gave me a dildo for my birthday. I love it! -Jennifer  I always wanted to make a dirty movie! Now you can see it! -Dusty  I must be a nympho or something like that because I even get horny thinking about doing it with that creepy old man who lives upstairs. -Scarleta  The best way to get an A in Geometry without much studying is to take the professor's cock up your ass. Cool, huh? -Paige  I'm very excited to be doing a real porno! I can't believe I didn't chicken out! -Faye