LOCAL 69 - Non-union man VIC DEMANN meets Union-hardhat BRETT AKERS. In the ensuing struggle, Akers shows DeMann the real meaning of united-needless to say, DeMann is a union man inside and out.
 UNION JACK- Illegal immigrant IAN SCOTT fresh from the UK fights to keep his job when confronted by Union rep LEE MCDERMOTT.
 MILLER TIME AND A HALF BRET BANES catches KURT WOLF taking a beer break on company time. Infuriated, Banes gets on top of the situation, literally tearing Wolf a new ass hole and taking him to task in the end.